Order THE SQUISHY STORIES VOL. 2

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A few months ago my cat, Squishy, underwent facial surgery that sadly had some expected outcomes. After a few months of care, I’m happy to report that there is no serious lasting damage to her (however, her face looks a little funky now). On the downside, she did rack up a bunch of bills and she refuses to get a job.

Lots of people contacted me asking how they could help and if they could donate money. I felt weird just taking cash from people so here’s what I did – I enlisted a few of my cat loving friends to write stories about/in tribute of my fat cat for a benefit chapbook.

You may be asking yourself if this is volume two, where is the first volume? That was an exclusive chapbook only available at BizarroCon. It’s long out of print and will never be reprinted. Just as that will never be repressed, volume two will only be available here and once it’s gone, it’s gone!

Have you ever wanted to read about a fat cat getting roasted by Andrew Dice Clay? How about how cats cheat at playing cards? Have a strong interest in cults that sacrifice to overweight cats? Want to find out what my cat has to do with “the Buddy System?” All this a much more in one of the silliest and stupidest chapbooks ever made!

Featuring brand new and exclusive stories by:

G. Arthur Brown – author of I LIKE TURTLES and GOVERNOR OF THE HOMELESS

Jeff Burk – author of SHATNERQUEST and CRIPPLE WOLF

Garrett Cook – author of TIME PIMP and A GOD OF HUNGRY WALLS

Christine Morgan – author of MYTHIC LUST: THE MINOTAUR and the forthcoming SPERMJACKERS FROM HELL

Christoph Paul – author of GREAT WHITE HOUSE and SLASHER CAMP FOR NERD DORKS

Pedro Proença – author of BENJAMEN 

Michael Allen Rose – author of PARTY WOLVES IN MY SKULL and BOILED AMERICANS

Each will be hand-numbered and signed by myself. Plus each order will come with a bonus mini Squishy poster.

This is a limited edition chapbook that will only be available to order here from now until May 31st. Order you copies today before you miss out!

Please include your address when checking out.

Estimated shipping date is the second week of June.

United States orders – $10 (includes shipping)

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International Orders – $15 (includes shipping)

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I did have a number of people that asked about just giving donations. If you really would like to do that you can here:

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